Elephant, Seal and their pal named Gator,
Fixed their car up 'cept the radiator,
Figured they'd probably do that later,
On a summer night.

Drove down the street for a baked pertater,
Got a hot tip from a good 'ole waiter,
'Bout a prostitute that would be there later,
Making all things right.

For peanuts Elephant darn near swayed her,
With twenty clams Seal darn near made her,
Gator was hungry so he just ate her,
By the evening light.