DATE TO REMEMBER

She looked as sweet as butterscotch,
Her skin as smooth as cream,
As I wound my self winding watch,
Her love was but a dream.

Her body stretched across my page,
With feathers cross her butt,
And as I went to turn that page,
I got a paper cut.

I dropped my date upon the floor,
And bent to get her back,
And when I did I think I strained,
My sacroiliac.

The next time you get frisky,
And it's time to choose a date,
Heed this simple warning,
And get one you can inflate.

Poems Without a Net Series

Tim: butterscotch
Angela: sacroiliac
Mama: warning

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Copyright 2000
Milo McCormack

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