He said, "Your hair’s like softest silk."
I said, "Thank you very much."
He brushed my shoulder gently,
With a smooth caressing touch.

He said, "That color suits you;
You look beautiful today.
Your eyes are bright as diamonds."
I smiled and looked away.

He wrapped his arms around my waist,
And whispered in my ear;
"I’ve longed to be so close to you,
To laugh and hold you near."

I rejected him quite tastefully;
For our love would be a sin.
"’Cause you’re a bloody faggot!
You a**hole, we’re both men!"