Sonny the slug
Went out for a slide,
And he got in a race,
With his snail buddy Clyde.

They were streaking along,
As gastropods do,
When Sonny the slug,
Stepped in doggie poopoo.

He had to get the stuff off,
Or the race he would lose!
But he didn't have feet
He couldn't clean off his shoes.

So when Clyde speeded up,
Sonny stopped on a dime,
And puffed himself up,
To squeeze out some slime.

Then Clyde lost control,
When he tried to stop too,
Then he slid over Sonny,
And squeegeed the poo.

So with inches to go,
Sonny found some slug power,
He sprinted ahead,
And won by an hour!