I like the burger
And she likes the bun.
She's my little
Vegetarian.

We're made for each other,
Now, ain't that sweet?
She likes the veggies,
And I like the meat.
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We went to dinner
Just the other night.
The music was soft,
And the beer was light.

The waiter came over,
To the table to say,
"Tell me what you want,
And have a nice day."
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I said, "Hey dude,
"I think we're ready.
I'll have meatballs,
She'll have the spaghetti.

I'll have some beef,
She'll have the potatoes.
Then I'll have ham,
And she'll have tomatoes.
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She likes the bun,
And I like the dog,
She likes soy sausage,
I like whole hog.

We're made for each other,
Now, ain't that sweet?
She likes the veggies,
And I like the meat.
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I'll have the franks,
She'll have the beans.
I think I've got a hot dog
In my genes.

She's got tofu,
In her arteries.
When I got the dog,
She didn't get fleas.
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I like the burger
And she likes the bun.
She's my little
Vegetarian.

We're made for each other,
Now, ain't that sweet?
She likes the veggies,
And I like the meat.
-

She'll have the cabbage,
I'll have corned beef.
But first we'll have
An aperitif.

We both like the bread,
It's finger lickin'.
She'll have the dumplin's,
I'll have the chicken,
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I'll have the beef,
She'll have the noodles.
She likes the apple,
I like the strudel.

We're made for each other,
Now, ain't that sweet?
She'll have the veggies
And I'll have the meat.
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I like the burger
And she likes the bun.
She's my little
Vegetarian.

We're made for each other,
Now, ain't that sweet?
She likes the veggies,
And I like the meat.