There's something I really must tell you,
It's a story that's sad but it's true.
You lack personality, cash and good looks,
And your breath smells like doggie poopoo.

Yes, your breath smells like doggie poopoo,
It smells like something you stepped in at the zoo.
A pile of cow feces smells better than you.
Yes, your breath smells like doggie poopoo.

I'll tell you what I think about you,
'Cause I know that you haven't a clue,
I hope that I don't hert your feelings,
But your breath smells like doggie poopoo.

Yes, your breath smells like doggie poopoo.
Reminds me of something you'd scrape off your shoe.
The EPA has a file on you,
'Cause your breath smells like doggie poopoo.

Well I know that it must make you nervous,
When we ask you to move to the zoo,
But your doing your country a service,
'Cause your breath smells like doggie poopoo.

Yes, your breath smells like doggie poopoo.
Or maybe it smells like the dung of a gnu.
It smells like your armpits, (they smell fetid too).
Yes, your breath smells like doggie poopoo.